Hasta La Vista, Fred... and Porn

Awww, man. My guy! My Dude! My Fred! Major bummer. I still have high hopes that whoever is the actual republican nominee (please don't be McCain, please don't be McCain, please don't be McCain) asks Fred to be his Vice. Of course, I'm not sure that Fred would go for that. He is very presidential, in my mind. But Vice Presidential? Apparently my thoughts aren't so far off - Thompson senior adviser Rich Galen told FOX News Radio Monday, “It may well be that Thompson is a vice presidential candidate, carrying the message to fill whatever hole there may be in the conservative credentials of whoever the nominee is.”

So - where will I go from here? Never fear, dear internet - I have a new home. And it isn't who I thought it would be a few weeks ago. No more Mike Hucakabee for me - Go Mitt Romney! Yep, I'm on the Mitt Romney team now. The dude is a super genius, and I really think that he will do some amazing things to stimulate the economy, like LOWERING taxes, giving small business tax breaks and reducing government.

Mitt Romney Discusses The Economy

In other news, China is fucking the internet porn business. Poor pron. What did pron ever do to you, China? The good news? China is only trying to enhance their image as a nation until the Olympics is over. Then it is back to the same old internet pron shenanigans. Good for you, China. Maybe in the mean time, the good ol' USA can jump on this opening niche in the pron industry and reap massive economic benefits!